thisismattypeppers:

Dan Wheldon and his wife, getting matching tattoos the night before his fatal crash at Las Vegas motor speedway. rest in peace. 
morphinginthepuhsea:

shehateme:

morphinginthepuhsea:

So uh…. yeah.
I was playing Dark Souls and I was making a character… and I told my girl that I think I made you.  I showed her… and well…
She’s currently dying on the floor of laughter.
lmfaoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
you gotta chill the fuck out, man
my god…

LMFAO My bad, Jam.
But yo… it was the randomizer!  Like… I wasn’t OUT to make you a character in a game that would die a lot.  Not even!
It just kinda… happened.

im still over here laughin every 5 mins cause of this shit
my god…
booty-game-exquisite:

help
aleeyago:

this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life
swissstash:

Dick Trickle (October 27, 1941 – May 16, 2013)
att:

No Text is worth Dying For. It Can Wait.
Please join us, Verizon, Sprint, T-Mobile US, Inc. and more than 200 other organizations to stop texting while driving. Encourage everyone in your community to join the movement and take the pledge today to never text and drive at www.itcanwait.com. 
fyeahnascar:

Catwalk for a Cause 2013